*Tim Burton slams hands on table*
WTF DO U MEAN THERE ARE OTHER ACTORS BESIDES JOHNNY DEPP & MY WIFE
*turns to Depp*
HOW LONG HAVE U KNOWN
*runs for mayor*
Mayor: You’re outta shape
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My name is not Dave.
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”That Miller kid? He’ll eat anything.”
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“Are you ok?”
Never heard of him
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