Me: Omg $6 for a pair or socks? That’s bloody outrageous.
Also me: $400 for my hair done? Sure, that sounds fine.
Russel Crowe is my favorite actor named after a misspelled bird but Ethan Hawke is a close second
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That security feature that hides passwords with asterisks does me no good because my password for everything is eight asterisks.
My husband leaves town for a week: see ya!
I leave town for a week: here’s the kids pickup and dropoff times at school, all 3 practice schedules, doctors and dentist appointments, shopping list, dinner menu and PLEASE DONT FORGET TO FEED THE KIDS.
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