@sammyrhodes: S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits.
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@sreekyshooter: Lmao @ the people who named their kids Daenerys or Khaleesi. What a bunch of absolute fools. If only they were as wise as me, father to a beautiful baby girl named Detective Pikachu
@Tobi_Is_Fab: I’m like a potato because I’m: -not special, but I’m usually likeable -full of carbs -not always good for you -really white under this outer layer -round -smashable -more interesting when I’m salty -tasty if slathered in butter
@Michael_Erhart: "Why don't you just tell her how you feel?" "Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."