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@AbbieEvansXO: Salesgirl: [handing me makeup samples] here are the freebies we promised you!
@AshleyFrankly: I have pepper spray and I’m not afraid to use it.
*rifles around in purse* No, that’s not it. Hold on. Can you hold this?
*hands murderer a crumpled wad of CVS receipts*
I had it right here. Maybe in the zipper part? Goddamn, why is this sock here — okay, wait —