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Because mocking you directly would be rude.
@CulturedRuffian: Waiter: Did you save room for dessert?
Me: Not really, I'm stuffed
Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check
Me: I'll have the chocolate cake.
@funflaps: YOU: Your guess is as good as mine
ME: Is it a dolphin wearing a banana hammock?
YOU: Ok maybe your guess isn't as good as mine
@Not_From_Troy: - Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked?
- Do you want some?
@Reverend_Scott: I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex.
"Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time."
What are instructions?