@MarloMeekins: Satan why do u have pitchfork? Lotta hay in hell is there? Ok idiot
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@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. "We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"
@freefanaddict: Y'all know you can literally buy a turkey any time of the year right? Because I'm starting to think some of you don't.
@BruceForce: 2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke
@mortimermaiden: *stares lovingly at photo of wife and child* *bravely runs into a burning house* "It's empty!" some yell "That was a stock photo" others say