@TheTweetOfGod: Saving the planet will require sacrifice and right now I'm thinking you.
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@joshgondelman: Umbrellas are cool because they keep 8% of you dry AND give you a big soggy stick to carry around all day!
@BuckyIsotope: *watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* "You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you" - Anonymous
@RxitWounds: *Sits straight up in bed* "THE CHILDREN" *Kids are sitting in the produce department while two watermelons sleep peacefully in their beds*