@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.
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@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
@juhipande: I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early.
@MattMcElaney: 10 years ago parents were like "be careful what you put on the web" and we were all "lol. old people." now none of us can ever be President.
@vonTraphaus: Sorry Mormons, but I don’t trust any religion that believes you can handle three wives while drinking zero beers