@Social_Mime: Saying "You first" when the doctor told me to take off my shirt made the rest of the appointment awkward for him and I.
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@karanbirtinna: Me: Haha hate it when I walk into a room and then forget what I came in for. Executioner: Seriously these are your last words?
@funnybeachgirl: Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere.
@BberrySurprise: "I do not negotiate with terrorists!" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children.