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@scrappy_momma: School supply list when I was a kid:
*crayons
*glue
*ruler

School supply list now:
*Clorox wipes
*paper towels
*Ziploc baggies

Apparently they're teaching my kid to be a janitor or a drug dealer.

School supply list when I was a kid:
*crayons 
*glue
*ruler

School supply list now:
*Clorox wipes
*paper towels
*Ziploc baggies 

Apparently they’re teaching my kid to be a janitor or a drug dealer.

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