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@girlnarly: scientist: this machine erases your bad memories instantly. any volunteers?

me: i’ll give it a go

scientist: but you were just here yesterday

me: i’ve made some bad life choices since then

scientist: this machine erases your bad memories instantly. any volunteers?

me: i’ll give it a go 

scientist: but you were just here yesterday

me: i’ve made some bad life choices since then

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