@EndhooS: Scientists have recently discovered that Rhino horns are radioactive "I wouldn't touch 'em if I was a poacher" said 1 massive grey scientist
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@aka_fatman: "I tell you, this car runs like a dream!" I change gears and the gearstick turns into a swan. I turn on the wipers & it rains on the inside.
@MrFornicator: I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50.