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I trapped a ghost in my cooler to keep my beer cold.
Actually, the past tense is ‘hanged’ as in ‘he hanged himself’. Sorry about your dad, though
*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge*
“Ok, NOW will you go out with me?”
I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him.
I’m always sad when I see a homeless person or someone with a Blackberry.
Like boxes of shit in your house? Get a cat.
Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that’s also a desperate attempt not to die