@RaylaRimpson: Seems legit
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@MUMSIEesq: My mom said I gained weight so I told her I was pregnant. Now I've got like 8 months to prepare to raise a fake baby.
@buck4itt: Just learned an important lesson: When texting "wish you were here," that last e kind of makes it or breaks it.
@bobvulfov: me in the kitchen: how do i crack an egg me watching great british bake off: what kind of an idiot forgets to poke steam holes in their banquet pie