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@SuperApple80: [sees a beached whale]

Friend: (obviously an idiot) That’s awful. I wonder if it became navigationally disoriented or got sick.

Me: (an undisputed genius and biology scholar) It probably self-identified as a land creature and therefore must live its truth.

[sees a beached whale]

Friend: (obviously an idiot) That’s awful. I wonder if it became navigationally disoriented or got sick.

Me: (an undisputed genius and biology scholar) It probably self-identified as a land creature and therefore must live its truth.

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