@SassyTexasGal: Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing.
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@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
@Mom_Overboard: Arranged my own kidnapping. Found out after the fact that there's no actual napping involved. I'm awake, in a trunk. This is bullshit.
@TimmyPumpkin: *takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. "sir that's windex." yes, yes, ill take a bottle.