In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
Hmm… I think I’ll name this creature “Fly.”
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Why don’t they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button?
I think it’s because of the escape button.
For anyone who says parents can’t have Friday night fun, I’m at Target right now buying toilet paper.
So, yeah, you’re right.
titanic just goes to show what can go wrong if you paint someone else’s fiancee
How to numbers:
1: good job!
2: you’re doing it!
#: that’s not even a number
B: what are you doing?
Being a fat guy at McDonald’s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say “I think we lost them.”
Me: But nothing comes out when you move your lips just a bunch of gibberish, you mother fu-
Friend: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO MY BABY?!
Wrong Woody, Josh.