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@RCKruseKontrol: *sees money in my bank account*
oh crap i must have forgotten a bill
@captainolya: the difference between cupcakes and your opinion is that I asked for cupcakes
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
@petemandik: If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist.
@iLikeCatShirts: It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich.