@Oftinapprop: *sends self nudes to see what all the fuss is about
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@AbbyHasIssues: I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called.
@good_one_rick: *starts the dishwasher* *immediately finds 10 cups and 3 bowls my kids left in their room*
@NikkiGlaser: Can makeup companies just admit that they’ve run out of words to market mascara? Lashblast full effect endless wonder lengthening spider scandal volumizing ultra curved stiletto black fantasy mega-colossal stiletto stapler gondola tractor zoo crime salad steamboat tick chart