My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever
Sensible dad: I’d like to buy 3 ‘fleeks’ & 7 ‘swags’ for my son.
“Sir this is Urban Outfitters”
Do you have any ‘baes’?
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under my floor boards
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RIP is the LOL of dying…
An ambitious bodyguard can specialize and become a shin or mouth guard
Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets
Leaves are showing their true colors. This is why I do not trust trees.
People who have to keep a phone charger in the bathroom; have you heard of shredded wheat and raisin bran?
About to go out and make some foreign dude’s night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I’ll be ordering.