@TheBoydP: Serious question. How does my local grocery store keep figuring out my favorite brand or flavor of a product so they can stop carrying it?
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@weinerdog4life: I like to push the "stop time" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot.
@jwoodham: The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet.
@sixfootcandy: Lose wallet. Panic. Ask everyone if they’ve seen it. Tear your car and house apart. Drive all over the city retracing your steps. Give up. Cancel credit and debit cards. Find your wallet under a piece of paper on the nightstand. Blame the dog