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@Poutymcgee: SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA!
*shakes Uncle Johns ashes in a gold plated ornate urn
@DaveLaFaro: I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.
@djdarrellripley: Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen?
Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room...
@shkeeber: Me: Objection! The plaintiff is a bologna sandwich!
M: I plead insanity.
J: You're a juror.
Me: Can I go?
@Cheeseboy22: I paid extra for the "supreme" car wash, which means at the end they put a dollop of sour cream on top of your car.
@cupcakelynda: Microsoft Word just suggested that I change "you're" to "you is" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds.