@ShutUpThatsWho [clown cleaning shower]
MRS CLOWN: Don’t forget to remove the hair from the drain.
[clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]
@tweetsbyrocket shawn: [yawns] I’m tired
shaun: [yauns] me too
sean: [yeans] and me
shawn: [yawns] I’m tired
shaun: [yauns] me too
sean: [yeans] and me
- @tweetsbyrocket
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@JKNenagh Who the hell invented Bull Riding?
“Hey, I’m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal…Time me!!!”
@TheToddWilliams Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend.
@bjaynash The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
@Browtweaten Infomercial Host: Who wants to fix their chronic acne problem?
Audience: *clapping*
Host: Sir, are you leaving?
Wile E. Coyote: *shuffling out on broken rocket skates* I misread the flyer
@BlackJerms Me: So tired
Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet…
M: Please don’t
B: N how do we know it’s not actually disorganized?
@k_lli I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed.
@fillthevacuum My heart hurts when you’re not around
*buuurrrrpp*
Never mind