@Boba_Photo: She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.
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@TheRolo: [Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] "Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name" Here "Aren't you going to guess?"
@causticbob: I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it.
@thenatewolf: The lights are dimmed. Sexy music plays. She runs her fingers across my scar. "I got that when I fell off the toilet," I whisper.
@daemonic3: ME: We're adopting a baby! FRIEND: Congrats! Will you need my old baby gate? ME: [considers summoning a baby] Nah, we'll get one from this dimension