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@CruisinSoozan: She looks like she does what the voices in her underwear tell her to do.
@Cheeseboy22: I paid extra for the "supreme" car wash, which means at the end they put a dollop of sour cream on top of your car.
@Kryzazy: Friend: I like your blush
Me: Thanks, it’s called Panic Attack
@DaddyJew: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA THINK YOUR FRIEND IS REALLY CUTE
@muffins_english: I don’t have kids so I just keep pictures of food in my wallet.
@Mr_Kapowski: I woke up angry this morning
She doesn’t like when I call her that but I just call it like I see it