What’s your WiFi pw?
Yes; all lowercase.
It’s all caps, but all lowercase.
Is there a Starbucks nearby?
She often thinks about what life may have been outside the asylum, had the cashier refrained from putting her change on top of the receipt.
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When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness. Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram.
Yah I ordered a large pizza but it’s thin crust/ light cheese so basically it’s a salad .
Interviewer: what did you bring to the table
Me: in my last job I brought a lot of enthusia-
Interviewer: no what did you just put on my desk
Me: u mean my toad
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me….then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
My ex-boyfriend once stood over my shoulder while I peeled an onion and told me how his mom could do it faster
Hate it when you’re getting rad footage of an accident scene to put on Facebook & some loser says “Hey, aren’t you the paramedic we called?”
*walks up to girl working on her laptop in a cafe*
So you into computers?