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@DiamondLou69: She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. - Mountain bragging.
@ThisLocalHater: Fine, I'll bite. What's stability?
@cheeky__gal: I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone.
@DurtMcHurtt: [making out]
ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand*
GIRLFRIEND: omg really?
ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really.
@QwertyJones3: "I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up."
-Automatic sliding doors
@Scottzilla667: [First day as Narrator]
Me: So, I just say the opposite of what the speaker said? I can handle that.
Narrator Trainer: But he could not.