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@tsm560: She’s one of a kind. Like an instagram sunset
@Home_Halfway: "Donatello" ~ Italian man telling me to keep a secret
@goodballs: Give a woman an inch and she probably won't call you back.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: Pick that up!
7: Can't you?
Me: You're lower to the ground
7: But you're used to doing things that aren't fun
How's your summer going?
@Smethanie: Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.
@Sarcasticsapien: People in love use phrases like "takes my breath away" and "swept me off my feet". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder.