@curlymalloy: Shit, I just wasted a good corn dog, by eating It with no guys around.
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@AnOrangeSNES: Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one
@ClichedOut: HER: hey, do u come here often? ME: all the time HER: do u know if the bartender is single?
@TheAlexNevil: Not to brag, but I was voted "Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal" by everyone who has ever met me.
@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.