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@robwhisman: SHIT. NO. GODDAMMIT
@DanMentos: the idiots at NASA just hit Jupiter with one of their fireworks
@jtswhipped: Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
@P_o_n_k: BRUNO MARS: I'd catch a grenade for ya
ME: Thanks, but I'd probably still die.
BRUNO MARS: Jump in front of a train for ya
@AngelaEhh: I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding.
@T_Bonezzz_: Me: How bout we head over to my place?
Me: I have a dog...
Her: Get in I'll drive