@jwoodham: Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did.
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@JustMeTurtle: Me: *In kitchen loudly eating carrots. Dog: *Asleep in bedroom Me: *In pantry, munching on Oreos. Dog: *Loudly snoring in bedroom Me: *Opens fridge, looks at steak. Dog: *Already sitting expectantly next to me.
@ericsshadow: In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over.
@LlamaInaTux: me: I ran 5 miles yesterday and my calves are killing me her: you’re just being dramatic me: *being stabbed by baby cows* yeah probably
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.