@BoomBoomBetty: Short women who cook know the difference between cooking tongs and our special “grabbing tongs” to reach items on the top shelves.
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@IamEveryDayPpl: 1978 was all about running home when the street lights came on and dressing in the closet so my Shaun Cassidy posters didn't see me naked...
@mommy_cusses: When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids.
@pant_leg: sure my tattoos will look stupid when i get old but have you ever considered that they look stupid now too