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@dumbbeezie: Shout out to feathers for keeping birds from being scary as hell
@salamingia: My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger.
@TheBeerdedOne: Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5.
You play your game...I'll play mine
@Dawn_M_: This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die.
@BumbleDC: Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: M: I have what they call animal magnetism.
H: *sidles up to me*
*winks* Oh yeah?
M: Uh-huh. *points to squirrel affixed to stray cat*