this Yahoo Answers page gives me life
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Grilled cheese is just regular cheese that’s been forced to account for its whereabouts last night between 9:30 and 11.
Married girls are so lucky. They can post anything they want on here because they already tricked some dumb guy into marrying them.
This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped
Back in my day, we didn’t have iPads.
If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up.
wife *feels bad for feeding the kids chicken nuggets 3 times this week*
kids: THIS IS THE BEST WEEK OF OUR LIVES!
I’d argue, but it’s like talking to a wall.
Turns out, the guy who invented CPR just liked kissing strangers then punching them in the chest.
Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush…. and other days… I take my medication.