Shout out to the little teapot song for making it okay to be short & stout.

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Remember, you can always call your senator and leave a bloodcurdling scream.


[god, creating chickens]
Put a red beard on a fat hiccuping sparrow. Give him a matching hat, I don’t care


My son was so excited to get a text from his beloved mama, he responded only eight hours later with a heartfelt “aight.”


HB: *text* hey, what’s for dinner?

Me: Roast Chicken.

HB: cool, you need me to pick up anything on my way home?

Me: yes, a roast chicken.


Snapes On A Plane


In a war with my neighbor to see who can attract more hummingbirds. We need more wars like this.


That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20.


After watching HGTV, my husband and I have decided to become dog walkers so we can increase our house hunting budget to 4 million.