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You wake in a strange cellar, chained to a boiler. You slowly recognize the man standing over you as an old co-worker. He puts his cheek against yours & whispers:

“Remember in 2003 when you said Aerosmith did Come Together better than the Beatles?”


“Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?”

STEVE: How about a Kasteve?

BOB: I have a better idea


Guys, you don’t have to be a priest to shoot a baby with a water pistol. Literally anyone can do it.


Due to the quarantine I’ll only be telling inside jokes.


[cops knock on my door]
“Nobody’s home.”
“Who said that then?”
“My dog.”
“Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?”


If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it’s ankle cripples them


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Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I’d probably have done better if they’d specified that they didn’t mean by tickling.