Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200. You’re clearly not that complicated.
Since joining twitter I’ve started 2 new collections ………. Dust and cobwebs !
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That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.
Mice were invented in 1867 to help control the cheese population.
“And… uh… chocolate kills dogs.” – God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
Me: Ooh, I love those pretty Christmas lights hanging over the street.
Cop: Those are traffic lights, what’s exactly in the thermos ma’am?
Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment.
“Mind control agents in chem trails sounds crazy? That’s EXACTLY what the govt wants”
Bride: I shouldn’t have let you write your own vows
Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad.
Son: What’s wrongdad?
Dad: I told you, my head hurts.
Son: This is why mom left.
So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?