Singin’ in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin’ on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself.

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I was having a perfectly lovely Wednesday until someone told me it’s Monday.


I want to find a way to get women naked, rub them with lotion, and convince them to pay me for it at the end.

-The inventor of massage


Coworker: it’s dark already
Me: I know, Dan. I have eyes
CoW: it’s only 5 ‘o clock
CoW: it’s early


Crocodile: “See ya later alligator.”
Alligator: “yeah, I don’t do that anymore Jeff.”


Maybe the baby wasn’t on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing.


Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me.


Simmer down with all the cheating bro, its a relationship not an Algebra exam.


GOOD COP: Here I brought you some tooth paste

BAD COP: Now drink this orange juice


Aliens: “Take us to your leader”
“Look we’ve made some mistakes”
“Just take…”
“It’s been a weird year, half of us are morons”