@kyry5: Sir Im sorry I rear ended you but I was focused on not accidentally eating a purple jelly bean and you're handling this really insensitively
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@Home_Halfway: WAITER: Are you ready? ME: Yes. I'll have the burger, medium rare WAITER: Fries? ME: Curly WAITER? Harry? ME: Dirty WAITER: Baby? ME: Not in a corner WAITER: Offers? ME: Can't be refused WAITER: Excellent, sir
@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.