@Holy_Mowgli: sister in law asked me to get yellow onion from the store. lady it’s called a lemon
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@_Tempo11: Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag.
@LittleMissAngr1: Me: *pointing at nothing* Hey, what's that? My guardian angel: *looks where I am pointing* Me: *runs into traffic*