@Holy_Mowgli: sister in law asked me to get yellow onion from the store. lady it’s called a lemon
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@RdrJay47: Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
@gfishandnuggets: 5: Let’s play house, mommy. You be the baby. I’ll be the mommy. Me: OK 5: It’s night-night time. Go to sleep, baby! Me: *Kicks, screams, fusses* 5: This isn’t how the game goes, mommy. I’m the mommy, so you have to listen. Me: Oh, honey, this is *exactly* how the game goes.
@WheelTod: [Airplane] Me (pointing excitedly) “Hey honey! Look at those people down there. They look like ants!” My wife (whispering): “Shh. What are you talking about? We haven’t even taken off yet” Half-human/half-ant family at the back of the plane (muttering): “What a rude man”