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@Holy_Mowgli: sister in law asked me to get yellow onion from the store. lady it’s called a lemon
@mattZillaaaa: I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down
@MarcusTheToken: I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people.
@mommy_cusses: Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
@Marcmywords2: There's 2 types of people in this world, people who give 110%, and the people who passed 4th grade math.
@Eoisit: If no amount of evidence will ever change your mind on an issue, then as Einstein said: "You've been given a large brain by mistake."