@hmcpherson17: Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay.
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@Wine_Honey1: People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen
@GrantTanaka: Barista: name? Benedict Cumberbatch: Benedict Cumberbatch Barista [writes "Benedict Cumberbatch"] Benedict Cumberbatch: holy shit
@punished_picnic: disney: we want a nice elegant design that just says ‘Walt Disney’ graphic designer: Walt Gisney disney: looks great