@LMLMadness: Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap.
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@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@grimpossible: If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life.
@kica333: The average person has sex 89 times a year. I’m apparently about to have a super busy 2 months