Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It’s like God doesn’t trust us to write our own jokes.
Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over
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Drugs CAN make your life
miserable but if you wanna
leave no room for error,
try a Marriage Certificate.
“Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!”
– Diet ads for Cannibals
Him: I think you’re my soul mate.
Me: I’m so SO sorry for you.
oerdering 40 plates of baby back ribs on a stolen credit card so that i can get enough wet naps to clean my entire body #JustGuyShit #normal
for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas
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I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn’t do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn’t getting paid enough.