Huge respect for Parasite, but Ford v Ferrari deserved to win just for the opening scene
*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*
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bigfoot [eating a clown]: hey these might actually be my size
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Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja?
Ninja: I just cut your head off.
Boss: That’s pr–*thump*
Well. That’s not a good sign.