@IdiotOlympics

Smh 😂😂😂

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@fro_vo

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

@3sunzzz

My husband said I talk too much, so we had a nice long chat about that!

@DaddyJew

Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends.

@EliseRose5

When someone says, “Good luck with that” they actually mean “Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail.”

@MNateShyamalan

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

@yoyoha

“Eat her already!” – Animal watching people kissing