@ObviousOstrich
If you are reading this you are probably not blind.
@leakypod
snape: how will we protect the stone
dumbledore: obstacles that only a powerful wizard could beat
snape: so like hypothetically 3 twelve year olds couldnt beat them
dumbledore:
snape:
dumbledore: i mean i hope not
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Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
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-thug life
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Me: What do you want for dinner?
Child: McDonald’s.
Me: I’m not buying McDonald’s. What do you want me to make?
Child: A Big Mac.
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