Age 20: “You free for lunch?”
“Yeah, meet you there now.”
Age 30: “You free for lunch?”
“Yes, let’s schedule it in for 3 weeks from now.”
You are under arrest
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“Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network”
H:”Where’d you get those shoes?”
Me:”I’ve had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?”
H:”Nope just cleaned the old one”