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Dating: Bless you
Engaged: You’re adorable
Married: We need to talk
@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
@WheelTod: Batman: Damn! Someone needs me!
Date: That's not the bat signal!
Date:You're just doing shadow puppettry on the wall with your hands
@KayLee_CPT: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@CrankyPappy: "Let's eat, Pappy."
Not "Let's eat Pappy."
Proof grammar saves lives.
@DanMentos: A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide