I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille….nnn…..I just love smell of campfires.
Dating: Bless you
Engaged: You’re adorable
Married: We need to talk
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Why is no one talking about this?
me: Where are your pants?
toddler: I took them off so I could see better
A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments?
10 years of ninja training, and now all I use it for is to quietly unwrap candies when the kids are in the other room.
So instead of doing laundry I just spent 2 solid hours ranking my laundry baskets from favorite to least favorite.
Sia’s full name is: “Sia…Wouldntwannabia.”
Don’t you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?
i want to work in this restaurant
Her: “If you can’t handle m-”
Me: “Stop right there. I can’t. It’s fine.”