@JennyJohnsonHi5: Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.
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@JackieMartling: A couple's having breakfast. He says, "Were you faking it last night?" She says, "No, I was really asleep."
@patnspankme: A cashier could hand me a receipt & say “go online and fill out the survey and in a week they’ll deposit $10M into your bank account” and I still wouldn’t take the damn survey.
@_coryrichardson: me: yes i have girlfriend she just goes to another school friend: what school me: *sweating* high school friend: ya but what’s the school called me: *visibly panicking* high school musical 3