Thats right, I spelled potatoe with an e. If they can have eyes, what’s stopping them from having toes?
so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy
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Satan: Welcome to Hell.
Me: Dude! This is a tropical paradise! Bikini clad women. Alcohol as far as the eye can see.
Satan: I know, pretty sweet, right? Now, take this group of toddlers to the beach. For the day. All day. Everyday.
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With NO prenup…She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets.
Do you ever think Mr. Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
I once tried to the Dirty Dancing lift with my cat but it turns out Mr. Mittens isn’t very strong.
Earlier today I went to a girl’s highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other’s hair so she gets up and says “I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair” not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted